Let's Play: What is in your center console

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 06/06/2017 at 16:17 • Filed to: None

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For this game, you are forced to go look.

I removed everything from mine yesterday and laid it out nice and pretty before throwing it into a bag. The picture is sideways, blame HondaBro.

From top to bottom.

1. Chap Stick that I never use ever

2. A sharpie

3. A pen

4. Gum

5. Bullets because I am an American and like to shoot things

(Bottom)

1. Leatherman tool

2 Multitool that is pretty much only a knife

3. Another knife

4. Sunglasses

Not pictured, Harbor Freight Machetteception and my tactical flashlight.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:22

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I have a phone charger and a warranty card for a skunk 2 short shifter

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/06/2017 at 16:22

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That is all?

Ike > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:25

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I have a diaper and some wet wipes

Mercedes Streeter > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:26

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The bullet that went through the car 4 years ago, the passenger side HVAC vent adjustment handle (fell off when Miss Tesla had put her legs on the dash last year), and $140 in twenties.

For Sweden > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:26

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Bruh I’m not cleaning it out for a photograph

HammerheadFistpunch > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:26

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Mine is 2 tiered

Tier one: mostly crap. some keys, some safety food, deck of cards fusbile links, fuses, flashlight, etc.

Tier two is much more organized:

A bag of cables (usb, audio, charging cables, etc). A gerber multitool. A Leica disto. A better flashlight. Radio stuff (FRS radios/CB mic).

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:27

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3 packs of crackers, 4 CDs, tire pressure gauge and thats it

Jcarr > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:29

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I can’t go look right now, but I know exactly what’s in there:

blue 4th gen iPod nano 8GB that I don’t use anymore, with usb cord

a stack of loose cds that I used in the Jetta, but don’t use anymore because the Camry has iPod connectivity

a couple surplus McDonalds napkins

a sandwich baggy with a handful of Swiffers inside that I use for quick dash/console dust removal

jkm7680 > For Sweden 06/06/2017 at 16:30

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ah-ha, but I didn’t say you needed a photograph!

also, can you please take that human kidney out of these. my patient has been waiting for a week now.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:30

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Nothing because I don’t have a center console I can put things in.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:30

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One of those folded raincoats, a pen, phone charger, lighter, keys.

Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:32

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Bullets and “tactical” items, because, you know, gotta roll tough on them mean streets of suburbia.

My hovercraft is full of eels > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:32

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- Some coins (for shopping trolleys)

- A bunch of my business cards

- A 10 pack of tissues

That’s about it. I keep my stuff in the glovebox.

Jcarr > Mercedes Streeter 06/06/2017 at 16:33

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fell off when Miss Tesla had put her legs on the dash last year

It’s a miracle you’re still together. Legs/feet on the dash are grounds for immediate dismissal in my vehicles.

wiffleballtony > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:36

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One 5' 1/8th” aux cable.

That’s about all that I can fit in there

jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2017 at 16:36

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1. I don’t live in suburbia.

2. I use every single thing in my center console fairly often, except the chap stick.

3. You should see the trunk.

wiffleballtony > Ike 06/06/2017 at 16:37

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Used or new in box?

jkm7680 > For Sweden 06/06/2017 at 16:40

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i am also a secret operative of michelle obama and this was the plan to make strange car recluses more active

i was locked in the basement of the white house in 2014 and i must spread my message of health and fitness and whatnot

Ike > wiffleballtony 06/06/2017 at 16:41

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Both are in a ziplock bag. Unused but not new in box

Party-vi > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:43

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Nothing, because the E46 has no center console -__-

wiffleballtony > Ike 06/06/2017 at 16:46

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That’ll bring down the resale value on the diaper

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:48

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1. A pen

2. 3/8ths ratchet

3. Ear plugs

4. Ray bans

5. Led flashlight with magnet

smobgirl > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:48

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No center console. One of the cupholders is dedicated to a handful of change, a pack of gum, some gas receipts, a couple hair ties/bobby pins, and a pen.

This is in no way trying to shame those without cupholders.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:49

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Blink twice if you got a truck yet.

Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:49

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Ok, so I thought you lived in Northern VA but I looked back to see if there was some post of yours that said anything different, but all I see is this one where you say you’re moving to a rural area.

I roll my eyes at people who tactically outfit themselves for daily life in perfectly-fine areas.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:50

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I’ve got a CRKT knife, a pair of Ray Bans, the key for my lugs, and a copy of Paul Boutique on tape. Not pictured, a cassette adapter, and my insurance card.

Mercedes Streeter > Jcarr 06/06/2017 at 16:51

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I let her do it in the old smart because the dash is somehow impossible to dirty, but no way in the new smart!!! That orange fabric would never come clean.

Patrick Nichols > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:52

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The business end of a lightning cable and a multitool that I never use because I always have a better one on me or a tool bag in the bed.

fintail > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:53

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In the console - old worn out sunglasses from the 90s, good sunglasses in case with cleaning cloths, 2 garage door openers, fintail key, mace, Sirius radio guide, hockey stick tape, black ink permanent thin line Stabilo brand pen, couple of old parking passes, non-working tire gauge, USB to charge phone.

In the covered cupholder area - spare microSD cards for the dashcam, lens cover for dashcam, adapter for MicroSD to computer.

jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2017 at 16:53

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Moved a couple months ago. I’m based in SW Va now. Main reason the VW wasn’t suitable.

jkm7680 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/06/2017 at 16:54

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nvnbnvbnvbnvhgfthftgyrtyrty

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:54

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Owner’s manual

Registration

Flathead screwdriver

Philips screwdriver

Flashlight

10 dollar bill

Noah - Now with more boost. > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2017 at 16:58

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lol!! COTD

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:58

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RIP

Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 16:59

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WE ROLLIN MAD HARD ON THE MEAN STREETS OF ROANOKE DON’T BEEF WIT US UNLESS YOU WANT MORE BEEF BACK

jkm7680 > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2017 at 17:00

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Haha, I’m about 25 minutes outside of Roanoke.

Clemsie McKenzie > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 17:01

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Hahahahaha “center console” hahaha “cupholders”.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 17:06

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There was a time you couldn’t find any .22 amo for sale. Appropriately named golden bullets.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 17:07

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jkm7680 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/06/2017 at 17:08

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Yeah, glad that’s over haha.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2017 at 17:13

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On the real though, not carrying feels like I forgot something, like my arm or leg. #vetlife

JR1 > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 17:18

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One pen... I think?

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 17:29

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5 packets of gum, a wallgreens receipt, and a sticky note with my car’s vin on it from it’s last appointment at the dealership. And that’s all it can hold, it’s sad but from the start I knew it’d be a glorified gum holder.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 20:44

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I dont horde shit

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > jkm7680 06/06/2017 at 22:44

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Nothing bc I’ve been working on the mini ever since I bought it

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Ike 06/07/2017 at 10:57

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#DadLyfe